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Episode 17 - “The First Amendment” with Zachary Baiel Wabash archivist Zach Baiel stops by serve as new co-host, guest DJ, and pray for our future. Download here. (Right click.)Stream here. (Regular click.) WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Visit Zach’s website and follow him on Twitter, leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

Episode 17 - “The First Amendment” with Zachary Baiel

Wabash archivist Zach Baiel stops by serve as new co-host, guest DJ, and pray for our future.

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WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Visit Zach’s website and follow him on Twitter, leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

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Episode 16 - “Bagglers” Harry and Jake discuss the internet vs. Mass Effect 3, try and figure out what makes Game of Thrones so awesome and chat with super special call-in guests. Download here. (Right click.)Stream here. (Regular click.) WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

Episode 16 - “Bagglers”

Harry and Jake discuss the internet vs. Mass Effect 3, try and figure out what makes Game of Thrones so awesome and chat with super special call-in guests.

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WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

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Episode 15 - “Snaggletooth” with Kelly Meyer Superior human Kelly Meyer drops by to talk about drag queens, review movies, and play a rousing game of Google Google Guess Guess. Download here. (Right click.)Stream here. (Regular click.) WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Buy Kelly’s pretty jewelry, leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

Episode 15 - “Snaggletooth” with Kelly Meyer

Superior human Kelly Meyer drops by to talk about drag queens, review movies, and play a rousing game of Google Google Guess Guess.

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Episode 14 - “C” Words with Alex Lukens Panda-toucher Alex Lukens stops by to talk about candle flavors, check listener voicemails, and play the Internet’s hottest new game “Google Google Guess Guess.” Download here. (Right click.)Stream here. (Regular click.) WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

Episode 14 - “C” Words with Alex Lukens

Panda-toucher Alex Lukens stops by to talk about candle flavors, check listener voicemails, and play the Internet’s hottest new game “Google Google Guess Guess.”

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WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

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Episode 12 - Drinking Game Download here. (Right click.)Stream here. (Regular click.) No guest this week as Harry and Jake go unedited while trying to play their own drinking game. It turns out to be a hilarious mistake. Featuring new segments “Hungry Jake’s Movie Reviews,” “Lana Del Ray Presents: Video Game Talk” and the announcement of the third annual Segment Jingle Contest! WE APOLOGIZE: To spider-legged freaks, for calling our listeners alcoholics, for the talk about nipple hairs, for forgetting what songs Whitney Houston sang, for not understanding how decades work, for making fun of those strappy goth pants, for the burping, if you’ve never had a Coke Freestyle, that a news station would do a story about a Coke Freestyle, for Jake’s gross lip thing, for the brevity of the love scene in Underworld, that we came back from the second break substantially drunker, that Harry forgot to put the music in for that one part, that Harry killed David Dull’s cats.  WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, drink along, write jingles for us, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

Episode 12 - Drinking Game

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No guest this week as Harry and Jake go unedited while trying to play their own drinking game. It turns out to be a hilarious mistake. Featuring new segments “Hungry Jake’s Movie Reviews,” “Lana Del Ray Presents: Video Game Talk” and the announcement of the third annual Segment Jingle Contest!

WE APOLOGIZE: To spider-legged freaks, for calling our listeners alcoholics, for the talk about nipple hairs, for forgetting what songs Whitney Houston sang, for not understanding how decades work, for making fun of those strappy goth pants, for the burping, if you’ve never had a Coke Freestyle, that a news station would do a story about a Coke Freestyle, for Jake’s gross lip thing, for the brevity of the love scene in Underworld, that we came back from the second break substantially drunker, that Harry forgot to put the music in for that one part, that Harry killed David Dull’s cats. 

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Leave us a voice mail at (443) 379-4577, drink along, write jingles for us, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

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Episode 11 - Hotdog Style with Steve Schuster  Download here. (Right click.)Subscribe here. (Regular click.) Things get expectedly dark when friend of the show Steve joins us to eat Almond Joys, debut a new segment, and talk about cutting off our own dicks. WE APOLOGIZE: To that machine that fucked Sasha Gray, to fans of 3D cinema, to Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky, to anyone who hasn’t seen the last 5 minutes of Step Up 2: The Streets, to lil’ Harvey Dent, to America’s royal family, for that gross stuff Jake said about that sex tape, to the awful stuff we said about Murderball players, to our friends with face piercings, to our friends with (you probably shouldn’t click this link:) subsected penises, to that creepy old guy from Jerry Springer who cut off his own dick, our friends at Google Plus, for eating into the microphones, for previously dismissing Rupaul’s Drag Race, that Steve asked himself a question, about that whole “no afterlife” thing, for those untoward comments about blow jobs, to our centipede enthusiast friends. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Stalk our guest, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.
Episode 11 - Hotdog Style with Steve Schuster 

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Things get expectedly dark when friend of the show Steve joins us to eat Almond Joys, debut a new segment, and talk about cutting off our own dicks.

WE APOLOGIZE: To that machine that fucked Sasha Gray, to fans of 3D cinema, to Natalie Portman and Darren Aronofsky, to anyone who hasn’t seen the last 5 minutes of Step Up 2: The Streets, to lil’ Harvey Dent, to America’s royal family, for that gross stuff Jake said about that sex tape, to the awful stuff we said about Murderball players, to our friends with face piercings, to our friends with (you probably shouldn’t click this link:) subsected penises, to that creepy old guy from Jerry Springer who cut off his own dick, our friends at Google Plus, for eating into the microphones, for previously dismissing Rupaul’s Drag Race, that Steve asked himself a question, about that whole “no afterlife” thing, for those untoward comments about blow jobs, to our centipede enthusiast friends.

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Stalk our guest, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us anything.

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Episode 10  - The Corporate Sonkey with Brian-Keith Download here. (Right click.)Subscribe here. (Regular click.) We celebrate our 10th episode alongside celebrity guest Brian-Keith with whom we discuss the nightmarish power of crystals, sacrilegious undergarments, and how not to pick up people at bars.  WE APOLOGIZE: To real pet detectives everywhere, to anyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of hearing the theme song to The Wild Wild West, to Willard Christopher Smith, to The Buttercream Gang, for anything offensive we might have said about Mormon underpants, to sufferers of crystal nightmares, to dairy farmers, to anyone who still watches Everybody Loves Raymond, to RuPaul without drag, to Ron Paul for what Bruno put you through, to that ventriloquist dummy Hoarder lady, for confusing Willard with Wilfred, Willow and Mouse Trap Hunt, to the corporate sonkey at FOX, for Brian-Keith’s impression of that kid from Moonshiners, for drunk tweeting at Kelly Thompson, for siding with the hate mailers, that a dear hit Rory Gilmore, and for Brian-Keith’s gross hospital stories.  WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Do your best to define “sonkey,” follow @BKSEZ, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us almost anything.
Episode 10  - The Corporate Sonkey with Brian-Keith

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We celebrate our 10th episode alongside celebrity guest Brian-Keith with whom we discuss the nightmarish power of crystals, sacrilegious undergarments, and how not to pick up people at bars. 

WE APOLOGIZE: To real pet detectives everywhere, to anyone who hasn’t had the pleasure of hearing the theme song to The Wild Wild West, to Willard Christopher Smith, to The Buttercream Gang, for anything offensive we might have said about Mormon underpants, to sufferers of crystal nightmares, to dairy farmers, to anyone who still watches Everybody Loves Raymond, to RuPaul without drag, to Ron Paul for what Bruno put you through, to that ventriloquist dummy Hoarder lady, for confusing Willard with Wilfred, Willow and Mouse Trap Hunt, to the corporate sonkey at FOX, for Brian-Keith’s impression of that kid from Moonshiners, for drunk tweeting at Kelly Thompson, for siding with the hate mailers, that a dear hit Rory Gilmore, and for Brian-Keith’s gross hospital stories. 

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Do your best to define “sonkey,” follow @BKSEZ, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show or ask us almost anything.

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Episode 9 -Cleaning Flashlights with Uncle John Cessna Download here. (Right click.)Subscribe here. (Regular click.) Our pal John Cessna swings by to talk about fatherhood, crockpots and creative uses for marital aids. WE APOLOGIZE: To the fine French makers of Modelo Especial, for comparing Nick and Bodie, for underestimating the power of crockpots, for talking about Zooey Deschanel so much, to the fine people at Fleshlight Inc., for talking about gross stuff related to Fleshlights, for John Cessna’s heartless reply to our hate mail, being bad at spelling, that Harry talked about his neighbor for so long, for petering out near the end.  WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Enjoy John Cessna, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show, and ask us almost anything.
Episode 9 -Cleaning Flashlights with Uncle John Cessna

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Our pal John Cessna swings by to talk about fatherhood, crockpots and creative uses for marital aids.

WE APOLOGIZE: To the fine French makers of Modelo Especial, for comparing Nick and Bodie, for underestimating the power of crockpots, for talking about Zooey Deschanel so much, to the fine people at Fleshlight Inc., for talking about gross stuff related to Fleshlights, for John Cessna’s heartless reply to our hate mail, being bad at spelling, that Harry talked about his neighbor for so long, for petering out near the end. 

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Enjoy John Cessna, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show, and ask us almost anything.

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Episode 8 - The Year of Bort with Jasmine Arial Bradley Download here. (Right click.)Subscribe here. (Regular click.) Our guest Jasmine Arial Bradley yawns her way through this episode as we talk about life in other countries, the gallon challenge, and, for some reason, the band Everclear. WE APOLOGIZE: To the band “Everclear,” to the popular Canadian band “Barenaked Ladies,” for the gross stuff Jake said about his mother, to the Spice Girls, to the best school in London, for calling Americans fat, to S Club 7, to milk drinkers, to the lactose intolerant, to Kevin Fetterline, to art school students, for talking about fashion, to the shirtless dudes outside Abercrombie and Fitch Hollister, to Kat Dennings, to fans of hockey, to The Inbetweeners, and for Jasmine’s rude yawns.  WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Watch this cool video featuring our theme song, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show, and ask us almost anything - especially advice on proper etiquette.
Episode 8 - The Year of Bort with Jasmine Arial Bradley

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Our guest Jasmine Arial Bradley yawns her way through this episode as we talk about life in other countries, the gallon challenge, and, for some reason, the band Everclear.

WE APOLOGIZE: To the band “Everclear,” to the popular Canadian band “Barenaked Ladies,” for the gross stuff Jake said about his mother, to the Spice Girls, to the best school in London, for calling Americans fat, to S Club 7, to milk drinkers, to the lactose intolerant, to Kevin Fetterline, to art school students, for talking about fashion, to the shirtless dudes outside Abercrombie and Fitch Hollister, to Kat Dennings, to fans of hockey, to The Inbetweeners, and for Jasmine’s rude yawns. 

WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO: Watch this cool video featuring our theme song, rate us in iTunes, come up with segments for the show, and ask us almost anything - especially advice on proper etiquette.

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